Signs of A Serial Killer, I mean, Reader

Being that I created a blog for serial killing  reading, I thought it'd be appropriate for me to create a list for signs of a serial reader, so you can see that we're all in this together, and I am not crazy.

Signs of  A Serial Reader

• Multiple times, you've tried to see if there is a way you can read in the shower.
• You don't have a Facebook account, but you have a Goodreads.
• Your book bag is heavy from all the books you have.
• You have been apart of at least two different book clubs voluntarily. 
• The librarians at both your school and town know your name.
• You've been in book competitions. 
• When it takes you more than three days to read a book, you become upset with yourself.
• Your parent's have tried to punish you by taking away your books.
• When you watch a movie based on a book, you've tried seeing how long it takes for the movie to get to each chapter.
• When someone says they're not a book person, you have no idea what they're talking about. 
• You don't watch the X Games, but you've read the Hunger Games. 
• A good portion of your books have food splotches on it, because you've been reading while eating. 
• On road trips, you try reading as much as you can until the sun goes down. 
• You've tried reading in dim to dark lighting.
• Even when you've been at a place that's super fun, you can't stop thinking of your book in the car. 
• No matter how many times you tell yourself that it is fiction, you cry over select books. 
• You know Lemoney Snicket's real name. 
• Some of your imaginary friends are based on book characters. 
• You rather be friend's with book character's than the imbeciles you pretend to like now.  
• You're a member of this blog. 

So there you go. Proof that I am not the only one who has seriously serious serial reader problems. 

Okay, I admit it. I'm crazy.